De Alturas Resort

⭐️ If I Could Give Negative Stars, I Would ⭐️ Oh, where do I even begin with this masterpiece of a disaster? I had the absolute misfortune of staying at this so-called "4-star hotel" last week, and let me tell you, even zero stars would be too generous. 🚨 Internet? More Like a Nostalgic Trip to 1999 🚨 They proudly claim to have WiFi, but in reality, it’s a 10 Mbps plan shared across 105 rooms. Do the math—each guest probably gets just enough bandwidth to send a single email per hour. I asked the receptionist about it, and the manager confidently showed me his phone, saying, “See, it works fine.” Oh, of course, it works next to the router—that’s like saying your water supply is fine because the faucet in your office works, while the rest of us are dying of thirst. Genius. And here comes the Height of Lies Award: The manager actually told us there’s only ONE mobile tower in the entire Panjim area, which is why our phones weren’t getting a signal. One tower for an entire city? I almost expected him to say aliens stole the rest. 🚽 Toilet or Obstacle Course? 🚽 The toilet seat was broken, so I had to carefully balance myself as if I were in some sort of Olympic sport. To add to the adventure, a colony of tiny ants decided to keep me company. Maybe they were the only living creatures happy in this hotel. 🔐 A Lock System Designed by a Magician 🔐 The door lock didn’t work properly, meaning I had to fight with it every time I wanted to enter my room. If security is a concern for you—just know that anyone with determination (or a gentle push) could enter your room effortlessly. 🏚️ Front Side: Deceptive Beauty – Backside: A Crime Documentary 🏚️ From the front, the hotel tries to trick you into believing it's decent. But the backside? Oh boy. It looked like something straight out of a true crime Netflix series. I wouldn't be surprised if some "business" was happening there that has nothing to do with hospitality. Definitely NOT family-friendly. 🍽️ Food – The Art of Recycling 🍽️ Every single day, the same food appeared, just slightly rearranged and reheated, as if it was a contestant on Extreme Makeover: Leftover Edition. If you enjoy eating food that might have had multiple past lives, you’re in for a treat! 😡 Staff & Management – The Ultimate Hospitality Nightmare 😡 The staff is allergic to customer service. They act like they’re doing you a favor by even existing. The manager? Oh, he was the cherry on top—rude, dismissive, and completely uninterested in any complaints. Maybe he was too busy making sure the WiFi worked for his phone while the rest of us suffered. 🏆 And the Award Goes To… 🏆 We should seriously nominate this place for the "Worst Hotel of the Year" award. Scratch that—Worst Hotel of the Decade. ⚠️ Final Verdict: RUN. DON'T STAY. ⚠️ If you’re looking for a stress test for your patience, an adventure in survival, or just a really bad time, this is the place for you. Otherwise, stay far, FAR away. Rating: -⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (Negative 5 Stars)

Room condition was pathetic. Fungus and foul smell. House keeping very poor. Complmentary breakfast lack of variety. Not a place to stay.

Hotel room is very clean and hygienic. House kipping and staff are very cooperative. Room amenities and toiletries are very good. Buffet breakfast is owsome. Overall very good experience.