THB Lanzarote Beach

This was hands-down the worst hotel I have ever stayed in. From the moment we arrived, it was clear that the place was poorly maintained and in desperate need of attention. The room was crawling with ants, especially over our children’s bed. The facilities were a huge letdown. The dining room was dark, stuffy, and incredibly hot, with no air conditioning, making meals an unpleasant experience. The food options were limited, and the quality was subpar. We ended up moving hotels to try and salvage our family holiday. Cleanliness was another major issue. The room and hotel common areas were visibly dirty, with dust, grime, and signs of neglect everywhere. Basic maintenance seemed nonexistent, with broken fixtures, peeling paint, and an overall rundown appearance. Entertainment was just as disappointing. What little was offered felt uninspired and half-hearted. Honestly, I can’t believe this hotel has been rated 4 stars—it would struggle to earn even 1 in its current state. If you’re looking for a relaxing, clean, and enjoyable holiday, steer clear of this place.

How this hotel gets four stars is beyond me. The whole hotel is scuffy with terrace areas not cleaned and bins left over flowing. Paint peeling off walls, lifts with broken mirror and someones hair extension on the lift floor for the whole of our holiday. The rooms are in need of renovation the tables are broken, stained sofa beds mould in the bathroom.The towels that were left in your room needed burning, they were grey and full of stains. The food is awful basically the same choices day after day. Even the fruit and yoghut were the cheapest they could buy. No dress codes with people eating in their swim wear with no cover ups disgusting. Had to pay 30 euros in cash for a deposit for towels which could only be changed every 3 days. We went in the 4 star Barcelo hotel next door it was like going from a 2 star to a proper 4 star. This hotel is in a great location but the whole hotel needs attention. Certainly NOT a 4 star. AVOID.

Can't fault this hotel at all. Stayed half board for a week 29th September to 6th October 2024. All areas spotlessly clean. Room cleaned every day to a high standard. Room was spacious, modern and very comfortable . Beautiful pool view from balcony. Beds were so comfy! We decided we'd prefer to eat out in the evening. Reception changed our half board breakfast and dinner option to breakfast and lunch. This can be done on a daily basis or for your entire stay. Staff were fantastic in all areas of the hotel. Pool area was lovely. Complimentary cocktail each morning. Good choice at buffet restaurant. Can't wait to go back. Would highly recommend this hotel. Thank you to all the staff for such a wonderful, unforgettable holiday.

Just got back from staying at this hotel. It was brilliant. The staff are so hard working and friendly especially the entertainment duo, Dan and Rosemary. They are brilliant, they work so hard at keeping you entertained all day with plenty of different activities to suit everyone. The food is really good , plenty of choice for everyone. The location is the best you can wish for. Just 2 minutes from.the square where you will find lots of bars and restaurants . Beach is gorgeous just outside hotel. We also walked up to the other end of tequise and found some lovely little bays perfect for snorkeling. I could go on.and on about all the positives staying at this hotel. If you want best room in hotel where we stayed , double balcony , huge room with separate bedroom then ask for 3212. Don't listen to any negative reviews.

We spent 10 nights here and quite enjoyed it even though it's a bit of a mixed bag. The location is phenomenal, there's a wonderful beach put the rear and we had a sea view which is fantastic to wake up to. Out the front up the road there's another beach that's amazing to snorkel at. The food is good even though there's some odd choices like lasagne for breakfast, but people were eating it for breakfast so who knows. There's food all day too and plenty to choose from, if you can't eat here you are simply too fussy an eater. The staff are lovely and work super hard, particularly the bar staff, there's a pub attached to the side which opens late afternoon. Why is this a 3 star? Well a few things. The pool looks magnificent when you are standing over it, but get inside and it's full of dirt, which I found super annoying as did others. I think they know as we mentioned it to reception but it probably needs fully draining to fix. The day music around the pool would be great if I was born in 1940, and although the entertainment team work super hard we found the games underwhelming. The evening entertainment was also poor, ABBA, some dude singing 50s music, kareoke (it's fun once) and more dated musical nights, we ended up playing pool most nights out by the pool, but also they really need more than 1 table it's hard to get on at times. Probably put about 300 euros in the thing. As 2 adults and 2 children, we would usually get a bedroom and the kids would sleep on the sofa beds, or there's sole form of room partition. Not here though, you get one big room so forget bending the wife over unless you get 2 rooms. Rooms have kettles but no cups, no tea, no coffee. If you are coming here, you'll have a nice time, it's a bit dated but that's all of the canaries and that's what we like. We wouldn't return purely for reasons above and being first time in Lanzarote we like the other islands more but it was a decent holiday. With a few management tweaks it could be a 4 to 4.5 star.

Visited for 3rd time, lovely hotel staff are very friendly and helpful, food good also something for everyone, drinks really gud everywhere is really clean, can't wait to go back would definitely recommend this hotel it is central to everything.